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I know I'm not alone when it comes to being lazy around the holidays. I eat whatever I want, don't exercise... or more accurately, continue to not exercise, and I don't shave for a couple weeks. When the new year rolls around I feel like a tub of goo and look like a fat Jesus.
This year I went to my stylist (of course I have a stylist) and after looking through her magazine of styles, I asked her to give me The American Chopper:
Me with an American Chopper look is only gonna get me beat up. So I asked her to give me the 1970s Frat Guy.
I wasn't convinced I could pull it off so I asked her to give me The Father In Law.
And then just for fun, I asked her to give The Beastie Boys Sabotage Video Guy.
OK, I really don't have a stylist. And if you thought I did, you might get your tail whipped by American Chopper Dagen. I shaved it all of and grew my beard back so look for more fun with facial hair later this month.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Christmas Beard
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4 comments:
Your last picture looks like you could be on Reno 911
Lord have mercy....Landry Jones is that you???!!!
Oh dear!! The Father-in-law one is BAD!!!
you kill me. I think you need to be on SNL. You are so funny.
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