Michelle Has Problems

Michelle has an eating disorder. She can't seem to keep food off her clothing. You can always tell what she has eaten by checking out the stains on her baby bump. We were enjoying some tomato basil soup from Lottinvilles in my office when I pointed out a spot of soup on her shirt. As she reached for a napkin, she knocked the whole bowl down her leg and on the floor. Since she can no longer bend over, I had the pleasure of cleaning soup off her pants and the floor. Funny how tomato basil soup in a bowl smells delicious, but tomato basil soup all over the floor smells like vomit.

Also, Michelle is going deaf. There has to be some kind of link between pregnancy and loss of hearing because she can't hear jack! I am constantly asked to repeat myself... repeat myself... and she speaks louder than necessary. She took a phone call the other day in the car and my ears almost started bleeding cause she was so loud. Either she is going deaf, or she is just really passionate about sharing Babies R Us' return policy with people. If you've tried to call her in the last couple of days and she hasn't answered, don't feel bad... she's deaf.